A blonde goes into a store and says to the sales person "I'd
like to buy this tv." and the sales person says "im sorry we dont serve blondes here..."
so the blonde comes back the next day withe her hair dyed
red, and says to the clerk "id like to buy this tv... and gets the same response...
so the third day she goes back as a brunette.... and the same
thing happens....
the fourth day, she goes back, she has no hair, no eyebrows,
nothing to let on that shes naturally blonde, so she says to the clerk, ive come in here blonde, ive come in here brunette,
ive come in here as a red head, and NOW ive shaved my head!! HOW DO YOU KNOW IM BLONDE???" the clerk replies calmly, "well
for starters, its not a television, its a microwave...."
